A commenter on Ask a Manager posted a hilarious version of a centered cover letter (a joke re Question 4 in this post). Not only is it a masterpiece of eyestrain, but it encompasses every single thing anyone could possibly do to not only be an extremely poor candidate, but a horrible employee as well.
Please do not copy this—IT IS A JOKE! If you send a cover letter like this, you practically guarantee you will not get the job. But they’ll remember you…perhaps forever.